Birthday Innit...

Got older by a year today. Bluddy hell. Just returned from the pub and now happily resting my buxom bottom on the sofa, doing a spot of blogging. Do I have any aims for the coming year? Should I review my progress so far? Bollox. I only plan to not grow up much, except where strictly necessary, eat plenty of cheese, and remain as 'earthy' as possible (thank you Green for quite possibly the nicest description of yours truly by a man yet).

Okay so one main aim: to remain earthy for ever more!