New Head Ging-Boy!

This is a happy day in the world of the Mighty 'Ding! And there is a new head ging boy.... Dave Kitson (second ging from the bottom, for my non-audience). He scored the first ever Premiership goal for the 'Ding, before unfortunately sustaining knee ligament damage before half time. Get well soon Kits!

Also never before have the mighty 'Ding been the featured match on Match of the Day, a novelty which precipitated child-like clapping and cheering in the Kiburn mansion. All we need now, to complete the ecstacy, is an interview with Kits where he calls everyone a w****r and declares himself the antichrist, and Gael Garcia Bernal knocking on my door, wearing only a small pair of white pants... well I can dream!